oh... my.. my... my~~~
WHO SAID IT'S NICE BEING A WIFE OF MED STUDENTS??!!

By the way, Joe came back from UCI this past Sat.
He's taking ophthalmology for two weeks here. Since today was his first day of ophtho, after he ate dinner, he fell in love with his textbooks.
(just so you know, i don't like looking at joe's medical books.. why? i don't like looking at gross pictures!)

and.......after a few min later, he started chuckling by himself, and came to me with his penlight.

j:hey, look at this light! let me see if you are cross-eyed!
g: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF Q IS THAT??
j:just look at this light!
g:honey~ i had a bad day today... just leave me alone~
j:JUST LOOK STRAIGHT AT THE LIGHT.
g:( I did)
j:ok, you are fine. you are NOT cross-eyed. You just have unequal amounts of skin between your eyes.
g:what the heck do you mean??!! unequal skin??
j:ok, you are not...(and chuckling again while he's looking at his book.)
g:(i felt pretty awkward because he just kept chuckling) what are you reading??(and then I glanced at his books and saw GROSS pictures of weird eyes.-I know it's mean to say "gross", but i just could not stand looking at the pics!)
j:Look at this! they even used an asian baby's pic to give an example of fake crossed-eyes due to unequal amounts of skin folds.
g:(silence)........(and I went back to the computer)
j:(all of sudden, he stood up and came to me again with his penlight.) Hey, look at me, let me see your eyes again! Take off your glasses, follow this light! look to the right...
g: get the penlight out of my way, i cannot see the monitor!
j:take off your glasses!! (blah blah~)
g:I.... CAN... NOT... SEE... THE MONITOR!(I was chatting with my cousin, Gui.)
j:(He kept holding the penlight... ) gyju~~ gyju~~!!
g: FINE! GO AHEAD! (took off my glasses again)
j:gyju, you should get that old foreign body looked at and removed from your eye.
g:wha?! no surgery for me! I'm fine...
j:if you don't, it may cause infections later
g:I don't want to know anymore about it! please zip it!

After a few min later, joe called me again,
j:gyju! look at this!
g:NOPE! DON'T TALK TO ME!
j: gyju! (joe is holding the book in my peripheral vision, waving it around, trying to make me look at freaky pics of eyes)
g: (silence...I'm trying not to look in that direction, but I see the book moving)
j: (chuckling again) gyju look at this woman's eyes! whoa!
g:(trying hard not to look at the book...still no answer....)

After a min later, I had something to ask him, so...
g:(turned my face to joe) hey, Joe.. SHRIEK!!!!
j:(still holding up the book and laughing at me as I start crying)
g:YOU SCARED ME!!! ( I saw the eyes of a woman, but they looked like they were about to pop out!!)

No more conversation after that cuz I kept crying...what a bad day
I don't like being an experimental patient for Joe everytime he starts a new rotation! Even this past weekend, he tried to give me a flu shot. He's not a doctor yet! I'm not a guinea pig anymore!!